Sunday, March 09, 2008

For when you just can't find the right words...

Ever been in that situation where you just can't quite express your thoughts clearly? Maybe this will help

The Onion

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.

2 comments:

fermicat said...

:-)

Don't worry about the handwriting on the floor, just keep your knee up. Nothing is curtain except debts and Texas. Put out all the shops and saddle your own balloon!

TheWriteGirl said...

You said it. Really, it's kind of like stuffing arrows in a milkshake.